Many Pro Athletes are bitches!!

What the fuuk is up with Pro athletes nowadays? Terrell Owens (Philadelphia Eagles) sitting out because he wants a new contract a year after receiving the the one he has. Hines Ward (Pittsburgh Steelers) crying about not being paid as much as other Pro Bowl wide receivers, although he's making $1.7 million. Are you fuukin insane?? I can remember as a kid getting up on a Saturday morning, hookin up with my boys and playing football at the park all day for free! No pads, no helmets, purely for the love of the game and to possibly stick the $hit out somebody (preferably someone I disliked) coming across the middle for a pass. I used to live for that. The pros I grew up following never sat out over some bull$hit like these cats nowadays. Now every sport has some asshole complaining about how disrespected they feel making $4 million as opposed to $40 million. You know what? Fuuk you!! I know cats struggling to see $40,000 (and realistically I know heads that make alot less than that) working everyday, to feed their families and pay their bills, while you're complaining? Please!! These athletes are becoming real bitches! Wouldn't you like to get paid to wear someone's design?? We pay wild money for a pair of Jordan's while Carmello gets a new pair and a check every game. We pay long dollars for a Sean John T-shirt, while Micheal Vick gets a full Sean John wardrobe and a check. This is on top of the wild millz these dudes are clocking to play games. Word up, games! It's like paying for another Mike Tyson fight.....ludicrous!!!
These cats need to stop crying like hoes and get real jobs like the rest of us. Bad enough, many of these pro athletes have college degrees and can't read at a 6th grade level. I'd like to see some of these cake ass cats get out into that sun for 8 to 10 hours a day doing some landscaping or some ole $hit for a few months. Or maybe T.O. could do some construction work for a few months to remember how the rest of us get by. No wait, that might not work, he could break a nail or some $hit and we wouldn't want that would we? These folk disgust me. Messing up my Fantasy football squad because your greedy, bitchass wants more money than the next cat. So you know what, I'm striking back at pro athletes with my own hold out. I used to drink a shot of tequila when a team scored a touchdown, a pastime I've grown to look forward to during to during the season and spark a blizz at every halftime of any basketball game that I was watching. Now only non hold out athletes get a shot dedicated to their touchdowns and only basketball squads with contracts negotiated before the season opener get budda's blessing at their halftimes. I'm serious! I know this doesn't sound like much but at the rate these pro athletes are losing their minds, I may not be able to get my "nice" on at all!

In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle "thanks alot bitches!!"


Topcat OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's happened to the full CD??

What the hell is going on with Hip Hop nowadays, will someone tell me? You can't buy a fukkin CD nowadays and listen to the whole thing through anymore. Heads are really losing their creativity and I'm looking for some clarity here. I don't know about you but my favorite pastime used to be rollin' up a fatty, crackin' a new CD open in my ride and floatin off , while I critiqued my new buy. Usually by track 6, my blizz is a roach, I'm feeling nice and I'm rockin hard to my choice of MC or MC's. Not anymore though, it seems that those days are gone. Now my tokes are constantly interrupted by my frequent use of the next track button. By track 6, I'm now pissed I paid full price at the store and not a hot $5.00 for this crap CD from the bootleg spot on the corner or the Vietnamese market. On top of that, my buzz is virtually non existent (anger at times, tends to take something away from the chronic for me)! Not to worry though, the next blizz fortunately will usually get you over the anger until the next time that you look at that CD cover minus the red eyes.
It's really sad because I hear this phenomenon is not only affecting Hip Hop, but affecting $hit in other music genres as well. Now i don't know how true this is since I DO NOT listen to Country Western, Pop, Alternative or any of that speed Metal bull$hit. I do however know heads that do listen to that crap and they assure me that the same $hit is going on. If you ask me you should be able to get your money back when you buy a bad CD, or they should at least allow you the opportunity to kick an artist's ass for putting out crap. Hey I'd step into the octagon with 50 cent and put a $20.00 dollar ass whoopin on him for wasting my time, money and chronic on his new album, which is pure trash!!! Now for those of you who don't live in the hood, let me tell you $20.00 goes along way. That $20 will get you 2 slices, a cold 40 oz., 2 dutchies and a dimebag. Folk have been killed for less.....An artist might come up missing!!!